Girls showing they panties:

Can you be my mommy too?

this fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. ”What the hell is your problem?” the lady asked. ”I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy,” the man moaned. The lady reached over and patted him on the back. ”Well, if that’s all it is, you can stop worrying,” she said. ”You’re not getting his pussy. His pussy is five to six inches deeper.”

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car in the girl’s driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants and placed his cock in her hand.She froze, jumped up and said, ”I’ve got two words for you, DROP DEAD! ”Then he said, ”I’ve got two words for you, LET GO! ”.

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife,”Maude, when I’m dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Jones.””Oh no, I couldn’t marry anyone after you! ” Maude replies.”But I want you to, Maude.””But why?” Maude asks.”Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade! ”

If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?

Newspapers Boat:

the nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. ”I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, ”just as I do at the dinner table.”Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. ”Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile.” ”Yes,” replied the girl, ”much better.” ”Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. ”Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy.”

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc., and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says, ”It’s OK. We get it on every week or so, but it’s no big adventure; how’s yours?” Sally replies, ”It’s just great, ever since we got into S&M.” Sue is aghast. ”Really, Sally, I never would have quessed that you would go for that!! ” Oh, sure,” says Sally, ”He Snores while I Masturbate.”