Post Tagged with: "years"

Hot funny girls

Be careful with Hot Funny Girls but visit them if your are under 16 years

read more

Eve and Adam

Eve and Adam funniest flash game. Attention! You mus be over 18 years!!!

read more

Dancing semi naked girls videos

Dancing semi naked girls videos. Enjoy with thees few videos of hot girls, but be careful you must be over 18 years!

read more

Few wet T-shirts contest funniest videos

read more

Excess Billing Hours

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. [...]

read more

An Elderly Man Goes Into A Brothel…

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. ?I?m 90 years old,? he says.?90! ? replies the woman. ?Don?t you realize you?ve had it??Oh, sorry,? says the old man, ?how much do [...]

read more

A Man Took His Wife To The Doctors…

A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said?Your wife?s mind has completely gone! ?To which the man replied ?I?m not surprised.She?s been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years! ?

read more

Two Couples Decide To Spend The Weekend Away Together…

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, ?Wow! This is the very best sex I had in [...]

read more

I Read Last Week…

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year. All these years I?ve been eating them raw.

read more

A New Way To Loose Weight

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do. He calls them on the [...]

read more

It?S A Sin

?I?ve had it with my wife.? said the one drinking buddy to the other. ?I?m filing for an divorce.?Sorry to hear that pal.? said his partner. ?May I ask why??I found her supply of birth control pills.? said the first.?Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can?t see leaving your wife [...]

read more

Doctor?S Notes 5

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ?How long have you been bedridden?? After a look of complete confusion she answered… ?Why, not for about twenty years – when my husband was alive.?

read more

Persistency Act

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up andthrows it across the street into a field.Ten years go by, and one day he hears a knocking on hisdoor. He [...]

read more

George W. Bush Was Passing Through An Airplane Terminal…

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stonetablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,?Aren?t you Moses?? But the man wouldn?t listen to himand continued walking. George asked him again, ?Aren?tyou [...]

read more

Vasily Ivanovich And Petka

- Vasily Ivanovich! shouts Petka. Our squadron received American condoms by lend-lease. – No need for that, replys Chapayev. For 20 years I’ve been using a 3″ shell, and it’s still good for another 30 years.

read more