Crisis vs Svarovski Marcedes Benz. And after that tell me where is the crisis? This Mercedes was represented in Tokyo Auto Show and you can find on it 300.000 units of Svarovski crystals

Forgotten Robert Scot base in Antarctica. It was made in 1912 and still looking like new:

And the Volkswagen Phaeton was born. Take a look to the Volkswagen’s factory where they produce Volkswagen Phaeton:

Columbian street party

F1 is ready for big technical changes

Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you…I would becoming too!

An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions.?Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.?The same as the short ones, honey.?

One neighbor says to the other, ?Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife.? Joe responds ?The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday.?

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartmentfor a drink she agreed. After they were at the apartment a while, heasked if he could give her an old fashioned kiss. Her reply [...]

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!

I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.Man: And the bad news?Doctor: [...]

When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns…They were boys.

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the door, he notices all these [...]