Sleep prank with ice cool water video:

Metro video prank in Moscow. All the guys try to sleep…

Be sure before you sleep

Wedding party:

Kitty sleep on girl’s but:

she put the Boogie man outta business. she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, “Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…”

Confucious say: ?Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand.?

If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

What?s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light on.

What?s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy

I?ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don?t listen,they don?t come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep. In other words, every qualitythat women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out??Really?? the second gay man says, ?that?s amazing! ?The first gay man says, ?yeah we?re lucky, he?s only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him??Sent by Patrick

the newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak?s ?Car Train? to Florida, so they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on the honeymoon. They settled into one of the train?s upper berths together and cuddled. As the nite progressed, the new bride was heard to say quite excitedly a number [...]

5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, clothing or my scratch pad.3. I will not annoy the dog next door (unless I?m in a bad mood) 2. I will come when my human calls me (occasionally)and [...]