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A guy was trying to console a friend who?d just found his wifein bed with another man.?Get over it, buddy,? he said. ?It?s not the end of the world.? ?It?s all right for you to say,? answered his buddy. ?But whatif you came home one night and caught another man in bed withyour wife?? The [...]

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, ?You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again! ? Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, [...]

A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, ?What?s going on?? She says, ?Believe it or not, John, I?ve gone public! ?

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. ?I?m 90 years old,? he says.?90! ? replies the woman. ?Don?t you realize you?ve had it??Oh, sorry,? says the old man, ?how much do [...]

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they?re in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry. She says, ?What?s the matter?? He says, ?Thirty years ago I couldn?t wait to eat it. Now it [...]

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep were Marilyn Monroe. The other says, ?I just [...]

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest ?Will I really sink if you take your finger out??

A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,?IS YOUR DAUGHTER SEXUALLY ACTIVE??THE REDNECK SAYS,?NAW, SHE JUST LAYS THERE LIKE HER MOTHER.Sent by BOBBY

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it would cost to repair the condom. The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spotwelding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for 29 pence, hecould sell the [...]

A little girl asks her father, ?where do little girls come from?? The father says, ?they come from a hard-on.? The little girl then asks her father, ?where does a hard-on come from?? The father says, ?little girls!?

So the elephant says to the naked man . . .?You breathe through that little thing??

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tellshis wife about the purchase he?s just made.?Olympic condoms?? she blurts, ?What makes them so special??There are three colors,? he explains, ?gold, silver and bronze.?So what color are you gonna wear [...]

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man?s head and says, ?Say, your head feels just like my wife?s ass.?The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, ?You know, you?re right! ?

A fellow?s wife was very worried about her husband?s heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to the local cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of taking a shortcut through it on his way home from the [...]