The true team spirit:

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, “What’s this, Paw?” The father responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in [...]

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. “No thank you,” she saidpolitely.” “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keepingmyself pure until I meet the man I love.” “That must be rather [...]

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed.Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there [...]

this fellow was screwing his best friend?s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. ?What the hell is your problem?? the lady asked. ?I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy,? the man moaned. The lady reached [...]

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy?s car in the girl?s driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants and placed his cock in her hand.She froze, jumped up and said, ?I?ve got two words for you, DROP DEAD! ?Then he [...]

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. ?Only a shilling?? said the Justice, ?Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here?s a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them.?

A young boy asked his mother ?Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?? ?Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?? replied by his mother The young boy answered ? The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off [...]

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, ?Wow! This is the very best sex I had in [...]

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other ?Hey get out of my son!?

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the [...]

two friends meet each other on the street.?Hello! Where are you coming from?? asked Bill.?Oh, don?t ask me! I?m coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law? replied Sid.?I?m so sorry! ? said Bill, ?But why is your face schratched all over??.?It wasn?t so easy! ? said Sid, ?She put on a hell of a [...]

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He?d waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, ?Why on Earth are you taking so long to make this shot??My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, and I [...]

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, ?Stop! [...]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take [...]