Playboy boss got a good gift
Playboy boss got a good gift from Russian model:
Girls from Russian social network. They are really nice…
The shortest man and longest legs. He Pingping, 20, from China, stands precisely 0.7461 metres tall and Svetlana Pankratova, 36, who is Russian, has legs that are nearly 132 centimetres long:
Tuned Lada Sputnik 2108. We are proud to represent you the 7 exclusive photography of Russian tuning chef-d’oeuvre of the most popular soviet car Lada Sputnik 2108:
Nixon asks God: – When will unemployment go down in the US? – In 20 years. – Too bad that it won’t happen during my lifetime, regrets Nixon. Brezhnev asks: – When will the Russian people get a happy life? – I regret it won’t be during my lifetime, says God.
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : ?In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police.?Russian : ?In Russia we don?t require that you dial anything.?
A hitman runs inside a police station and tells 1st policeman he sees, “I just killed a new Russian.” “Why did you come here? Go see whoever ordered this from you. We are not going to pay you anything.”
A new Russian is asked, “What is your favorite book?”“My checkbook.”
A New Russian bawls at his charwoman: “Where is the dust from my table?!!! I wrote important phone numbers there!”