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Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn?t roll them down far enough.

A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently. ?That?s amazing. Where I come fromthere?s really only one.?Oh,? sniffed the Romeo, ?just one? And which way is that??Well, there?s a man and there?s a woman . . . ?Praise Allah!!! Number [...]

I?ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush…

In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to dream up new elements for the Periodic Table. Among the best of the batch: Limbaughium Lb The heaviest known element. It possesses an ever-expanding mass. Very white. Acidic. Emits heat but no light. Instantly polarizes all elements that come in contact with it. Repels protons [...]

There were 2 friends, a blonde and a redhead. After shopping the redhead left the keys in the ignition because she was carrying lots of things and didn’t think anybody would steal it. She hears a car going and runs out to see that her car is gone. Her blonde friend was there when it [...]

Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.9. ?MAKE MONEY FAST? posts protected by 1st amendment, declare internet lawyers Canter & Siegel.8. Home shopping ?network?.7. Netrek corporate sponsorships. Out: Orion, Pollux, Klingus. In: Planet Bud, Toyota Prime, Intelworld.6. Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.5. Dan Quayle appointed [...]

Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, [...]