Illusion. You must very attentive watch the blue garbage bag in the back of picture. Approximately after one minute you can see illusion:

there was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen [...]

What do Viagra And Disneyland have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife. He drank some, then said, ?Well, what it comes down to Jimmy, is… well… my wife knows nothing of my wants and needs… she?s hardly ever in the mood for sex… I guess what [...]

Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. ?Oh Marie,? she said to her maid, ?I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving an affair with his secretary.?I don?t believe it for one minute ! ? Marie snapped.?You?re just saying that to make me jealous !!! ?

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.The guy thinks for a minute and says:Well, what about the last date?

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, ?Do you talk to your husband when you?re making love ?? She thought about it a minute then said, ?Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now.?

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen [...]

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!

A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thinks a little and says, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Lets say that Im a capitalist because Im the breadwinner. Your mother will [...]

A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thinks a little and says, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Lets say that Im a capitalist because Im the breadwinner. Your mother will [...]

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

As a little girl climbed onto Santa?s lap, Santa asked the usual, ?And what would you like for Christmas??The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: ?Didn?t you get my E-mail??

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was.The girl replied, ?I?m drawing God.?The teacher paused and said, ?But no one knows what God looks like.Without missing a beat, [...]