The guy looking to sexy legs:

How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physicianexamined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery. The patient?s wife anxiously [...]

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by hernext husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, ?At least they?refinally together.?A guy sitting in the front row says, ?Excuse [...]

A young girl is speaking with her father.?Daddy, what?s that between your legs??That?s my hedgehog.?Wow, it?s got a massive cock.?

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said my god youlook so depressed. She said you bet I am, look what my damm husband sent me…sixdozen roses. Now you know what that means? I?m going to have tospend this whole weekend [...]

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, ?But you just got a new pair last month! ?Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,? stammered the private.?Accident, what kind of an accident?? The [...]

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off. As he?s groping around for it, his hand goes between her legs, up under her skirt, and lands on her twat.She says, ?That?s it! That?s it! ?He says, ?It can?t be. I part mine on [...]

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.

What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs apart?