You’ve just been sucked into another dimension, the food dimension. Now don’t panic – all you have to do is avoid touching the food as you run like a crazy man for your life. There seems to be a weird gravitational effect on the planet – causing you to run faster and faster. So be [...]

You’ve started a new dream job – Frog Delivery Person for Froglivery Inc. Your objective is to deliver packages throughout the city in the best possible time and try not to get squashed by traffic or to fall off a building. To optimise delivery times, your highway is roof and vehicle tops – city streets [...]

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John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so John decided to stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he was feeling no pain.When [...]

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions. Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, ?If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?? ?Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump [...]

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

You know why there?s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, ?I hear sirens. Jump! ?The second one said, ?But we?re on the 13th floor! ?The first one screamed back, ?This is no time to be superstitious.?

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.One guy asked, ?If our chute doesn?t open, and the reserve doesn?t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground??Our jump [...]

Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.Bill: ?Why don?t I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.?Hillary: ?Well, why don?t you throw ten hundred dollar [...]

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. [...]

What?s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.