Mini peoples in the streets. They are like ants. Try to find him in the pictures:

Crazy stunt man on the bridge. Just take a look at this crazy guy and feel the emotion that him feels:

Sex for tickets (please only woman)

this fellow was screwing his best friend?s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. ?What the hell is your problem?? the lady asked. ?I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy,? the man moaned. The lady reached [...]

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy?s photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.?Yes, please? she replied. ?Tell him Mother didn?t come after all.?

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, ?Can I smell your pussy?? The woman looks at him in disgust and says, ?Certainly not!? ?Hmmm,? he replies. ?It must be your feet, then.?

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said,?Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little fuck?? She looked down at him and promptly replied, ?Hello, you little fuck!?

the couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. ?Elliot,? she said, pointing ?do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar??The husband looked over and nodded. ?Well,? the woman continued, ?he?s been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him! ?The husband returned to [...]

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. ?Listen to this,? she said. ?There?s a classified ad here where aguy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.? ?Hmmm,? her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, [...]

A man walks into a bar and says “Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack”. The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says “Another”. The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says “Another”. As the bartender pours the third glass he says, “Mister you drink [...]

this woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks ?What for??She says ?I want to kill my husband?.He says ?Sorry, I can?t do that.?She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husbandin bed with the pharmacist?s wife and hands it to him.He says, ?You [...]

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, ?how much?? she replies, ?$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up.? He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, ?it?s my hairdresser?s fee! ?

the limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, ?Driver, I don?t have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?? The driver said, ?Sure.? He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn?t get the [...]

Mary went to Jill?s place to tell her about a horrible experience she?dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home.?Well, what happened when you got there?? Jill asked ?The bastard called me a slut! ? Mary said.?And what did you do then?? Jill asked, shocked.?I told him to get the fuck out of [...]

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great shape and they went to her apartment she only had one small problem, she had a speech impediment, but this didn?t affect [...]