Auto accident for a half million bucks
Auto accident for a half million bucks: Porsche 911 Carrera vs Lamborghini Murcielago. Two unlucky street racers got a good experience:
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Lenin in St. Petersburg got explode
Lenin in St. Petersburg got explode. Very good joke for the 1′st April:
Lamborghini shoes
Lamborghini shoes. Now you know what to do if you need a gift for a girlfriend. You got at least two Lamborghini at the price of one:
One Day A Guy And A Girl Were Making Out In The Guy?S Car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy?s car in the girl?s driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants and placed his cock in her hand.She froze, jumped up and said, ?I?ve got two words for you, DROP DEAD! ?Then he [...]
What Did Cinderella Do When She Got To The Ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
The Seven Dwarfs
?The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead…..?
Difficult Shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He?d waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, ?Why on Earth are you taking so long to make this shot??My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, and I [...]
Did You Ever Have This Before?
Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you?ve got it again!
Twice A Day
this guy goes into a doctors and says ?Doctor, doctor you?ve gotta help me. I just can?t stop having sex! ?Well how often do you have it?? the doctor asks. ?Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day?, he answers back.?That?s not so much?, says the doctor. ?Yes, but thats [...]
A Young Girl Is Speaking With Her Father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.?Daddy, what?s that between your legs??That?s my hedgehog.?Wow, it?s got a massive cock.?
