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Fake or real tattoo?

Fake or real tattoo?

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Silicon Lips

Silicon Lips. Silicon is all around us, be careful and try to determinate fake sexiness:

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Underwater world

Underwater world. Maybe it’s not Atlantida and probably it’s fake, but very funny and nice fantasy about world after apocalypses:

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Why Do Women Fake Orgasms?

Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.

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Bra Sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out whatthe letters stood for… It is about time you became informed: {A} – Almost Boobs… {B} – Barely there. {C} – Can’t Complain! {D} – [...]

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What Do You Do When A Rottweiler Gets Amorous On Your Leg?

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.

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A Guy Bought His Wife A Beautiful Diamond Ring For…

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, ?I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.? ?She did,? he replied. ?But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep??

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Jim Will Not Be In Today. He Is Not Feeling Himself. Thank You.

?Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.?THIS MEANS:1. He doesn?t feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of his hands.3. His emotions are shattered.4. His skin is numb.5. He has transofrmed into an alter-ego (i.e. professional wrestler)6. He is not feeling himself, in a [...]

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If Men Made The Rules

1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don?t want to dress like Victoria?s Secret, girls, don?t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, [...]

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Top 10 Rejected Kid’S Video Games

“Mommy, mommy! look at all those $2 video games at the back of K-Mart! Can you get me some?” The voice of an innocent child who does not know what he is getting himself into. He has entered… The Reject Zone! Here are some rejects for your viewing pleasure. Heehee! 10. Barney goes through puberty [...]

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