Star look like stars. This not a joke they look like each other:

Demolition man flash game. Just see the instruction before each level ant try to renew the city:

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction! Vive l’amour

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. ?Congratulations,? said the nurse, ?but don?t you think this is enough?? The woman replied, ?Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year.?

two men were talking. ?So, how?s your sex life?? ?Oh, nothing special. I?m having Social Security sex.? ?Social Security sex?? ?Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on! ?

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year. All these years I?ve been eating them raw.

Slow children: 1000 points each!  

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him ?lunch?.

One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything wascovered in snow. He looks down and sees somethingwritten in urine on the lawn it reads?I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD?.Bill calls the FBI and says ?Someone has written ?Ihope you get impeached? in urine on my lawn. For [...]

Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex? First, there?s House Sex: That?s when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime — much like two crazed rabbits. Then comes Bedroom Sex: That?s when [...]

Regardless of what you may hear, there?s still many women these days who are excellent ?housekeepers?. Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.

Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, ?Madam, I believe you?ve got a hold of my privates.? The woman replies, ?Yes. Now, we?re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren?t we.?

Eat, Honey, Eat. They really loves each other! Or fat wedding…

A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made ?Tickle me Elmo dolls?. It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls [...]

A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission.Repeated requests for repair brought only promises.After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no longer a rush.The phone was now working [...]