Jessica Cox: she was born without hands. Fantastic what can human wellness. Everything she doing, she doing with her foots!

What she have doing? Is this really action you think about?

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, ?Wow! This is the very best sex I had in [...]

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.?Excuse me,? he said, ?have you lost something??No,? replied one of the doctors. ?We?re doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone.?

I overheard a friend telling his pal, ?I can?t break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.? ?What is she doing?? the pal asks. ?Waiting for me to get home.?

A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. ?OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close [...]

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ?You?re next.? They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn?t want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion and wraps it in gauze. The blonde shows up at his house, and he treats [...]

two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,?I hear they?re doing this to women in Chicago! ?

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said ?I wish you could talk.? The monkey looked up at [...]

three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks ?why are you here??The schnauzer responds, ?I?m 17 years old. I don?t see or hear very well.I?ve been having accidents in the [...]

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, ?What are you doing?!!? The blind man replies, ?Just looking around.?

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, ?I?m doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.?

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.