Published on Monday, October 1, 2007 by TipoTurbo1
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here?s the scoop on the three leading candidates.Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consultswith astrologists. He?s had two mistresses. He chainsmokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleepsuntil noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart ofbrandy every...