Funny tattoo. Take a choice and make some one on your body

STIHL for shaving:

Tequila or Bacardi?

Make your choice, Bill

It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here?s the scoop on the three leading candidates.Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consultswith astrologists. He?s had two mistresses. He chainsmokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleepsuntil noon, used opium in college and [...]

I never actually grapsed the whole ?Trick or treat? ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld