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One neighbor says to the other, ?Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife.? Joe responds ?The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday.?

Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!

A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She?s worried about the friend so she asks the doctor: Girlfriend: I?m worried about my friend doc, what if her body rejects the organ?Doctor: Well she?s 36 years old and healthy. How long has she been in [...]

Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. [...]

This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and ready.?All set back here, Captain,? came the reply, ?except onelawyer who is still going around passing [...]

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.?All set back here, Captain,? came the reply, ?except the lawyers are still [...]

A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, the man told the bartender he?d had enough.The bartender said, ?I?ve [...]

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.?All set back here, Captain,? came the reply, ?except the lawyers are still [...]

My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we often satirically talk about how things change as you have more children: Feeling the Baby MoveFirst Child: I placed my hand on my wive?s tummy every chance I could for two months waiting for that first [...]

Q: What are two reasons why men don?t mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business.

An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, ?I don?t know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market crashed, and I?m afraid we?re broke.?The wife says, ?No, we?re not. Let?s go for a drive into town.?Husband replies, ?Our savings are all gone and you want is [...]

The banker fell overboard from a friend?s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, ?Can you float alone??Obviously,? the banker replied, ?but this is a heck of a time to talk business.?