One step to the front two steps to the back. Drink vodka carefully:

Illusion. You must very attentive watch the blue garbage bag in the back of picture. Approximately after one minute you can see illusion:

she put the Boogie man outta business. she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, “Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…”

this fellow was screwing his best friend?s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. ?What the hell is your problem?? the lady asked. ?I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy,? the man moaned. The lady reached [...]

For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount.?

What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: ?Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,?Get off my back, dear!? she replies

Micheal Jackson is in bed with his girlfriend. The girlfriend says to Micheal: – Micheal, you are pedophile. Micheal says back: – That`s a big word for a ten year old girl!

Wach out, AMERICA! I’ll be back

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the [...]

An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.?How am I doing?? He asks.?Three knots,? she replies.?Three knots? What?s that mean??You?re not hard, you?re not in,and you?re not getting your money back.?

the dean of women at an exclusive girl?s college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. ?In moments of temptation,? said the speaker to the class, ?ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame??A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: ?How do [...]

A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath. He says, ?I?m going to have to give you the breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.? [...]