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A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, “What’s this, Paw?” The father responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in [...]

AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.

One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house around 3 A.M. in the morning. He opened the door to the bedroom quietly and took off his clothes in the dark ,and got in bed with his wife. Then she said ,?Honey, can you go over [...]

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you?ve got it again!

the woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach.Locking his steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her,his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his softmurmurs of assurance.He sank [...]

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says ?Doc, I think I?m impotent.? Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech he gives to seniorcitizens, about how as the body ages bodily functionsslow down and it is completely normal to suffer somedecrease in sexual desire. How the man shouldn?t worryor become upset [...]

this joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps hiswife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over andsays, ?I?m sorry honey, I?ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and Iwant to stay fresh.? The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes [...]

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Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. Mueller is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal punishment. Each of [...]

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, ?There was a man in the convent last night.? 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee [...]

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holdinga frying pan in hand.Man: ?What was that for??Wife: ?Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with ?Daisy? written on it??Man: ?Oh honey, don?t you remember two weeks [...]

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.?What?s going on?? she yells out the window.?Cow on the track! ? replies the conductor.Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.Within five minutes, however, it stops again.The woman sees the same conductor walk [...]

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go?s on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, ?There?s a horses ass?A guy gets up and punches him.. And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the [...]

A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn?t smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town?s football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend [...]