funniest jokes, pictures, videos, flash games, forum at 01 worldwide jokes http://www.anecdotoff.com/ ru funniest jokes, pictures, videos, flash games, forum at 01 worldwide jokes DataLife Engine 50 reasons to be blonde http://www.anecdotoff.com/2008/03/14/50-reasons-to-be-blonde.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2008/03/14/50-reasons-to-be-blonde.html 50 reasons to be blonde (blonde's opinion):

1. We can get laid anytime we want.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We piss sitting down so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. We avoid speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep with them.]]> laizy Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:49:03 -0400 Ice cream http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/01/13/ice-cream.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/01/13/ice-cream.html

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!

]]> unknown Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:00:00 -0500 In the Freezer http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/01/13/in-the-freezer.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/01/13/in-the-freezer.html

What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer?

Frosted flakes.

]]> unknown Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:00:00 -0500 Difference between a blonde and a 747 http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/12/04/difference-between-a-blonde-and-a-747.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/12/04/difference-between-a-blonde-and-a-747.html

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A: Not everyone has been in a747.

]]> unknown Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:12:00 -0500 Blonde Horses Around http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/12/04/blonde-horses-around.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/12/04/blonde-horses-around.html

There once was this blonde riding a horse.

After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead open. After a long struggle, she was able to climb back onto the horse. She then fell off the side and got her foot caught.

The horse was now dragging her. She finally got back on the horse with a broken ankle, bruises all over, and she was bleeding from three different spots. Finally, the horse came to a complete stop.

Thank goodness that the manager of the market came out and shut the machine off.

]]> unknown Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:12:00 -0500 The Blonde Coyote http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/12/04/the-blonde-coyote.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/12/04/the-blonde-coyote.html

Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap

- she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!

]]> unknown Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:00:00 -0500 Blonde watching the news http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/09/14/blonde-watching-the-news.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/09/14/blonde-watching-the-news.html

A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge. The blonde says to the brunette

"I bet you £100 that he doesn't jump"

the brunette replies '

"ok, I bet you £100 that he does jump."

Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself. the blonde gets out £100 and gives it to the brunette. The brunette says

"I can't take your money."

"Why not replies the blonde?"

"Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump."

The blonde replied:

"I watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again."

]]> unknown Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:30:35 -0400 My mother died http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/09/14/my-mother-died.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/09/14/my-mother-died.html

One day a blond came home from work and sat on her front steps, sobbing.

Her next door neighbor, whose name was Julie, went over to see what was wrong. She said,

"My mom died today waahhhhhh-hhhhaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"

Julie invited her over for coffee untill she felt better. When she did actually stop crying, she left and went to work the next morning. When she came home she was sobbing... again. Julie went to see what was wrong... again. And the blond said,

"I called my sister (who was also blond) today and she said that her mom died TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!!

]]> unknown Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:21:55 -0400 Football Blonde http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/08/17/football-blonde.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/08/17/football-blonde.html A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you mean???"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it, and then, for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"
]]> unknown Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:25:13 -0400 Blonde Alligator Shoes http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/08/17/blonde-alligator-shoes.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2006/08/17/blonde-alligator-shoes.html A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blondeshouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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