funniest jokes, pictures, videos, flash games, forum at 01 worldwide jokes http://www.anecdotoff.com/ ru funniest jokes, pictures, videos, flash games, forum at 01 worldwide jokes DataLife Engine Seven kinds of sex http://www.anecdotoff.com/2008/06/20/seven-kinds-of-sex.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2008/06/20/seven-kinds-of-sex.html Seven kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex . This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even
in the kitchen.
]]> StHummer Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:51:45 -0400 1000 dollar competition http://www.anecdotoff.com/2008/01/15/1000-dollar-competition.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2008/01/15/1000-dollar-competition.html The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet"

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.]]> qwerty Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:35:55 -0500 An Elderly Man Goes Into A Brothel... http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/an-elderly-man-goes-into-a-brothel.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/an-elderly-man-goes-into-a-brothel.html An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. ”I’m 90 years old,” he says.”90! ” replies the woman. ”Don’t you realize you’ve had it?””Oh, sorry,” says the old man, ”how much do I owe you?”]]> unknown Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:59:50 -0500 A Question For Bill Clinton http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/a-question-for-bill-clinton.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/a-question-for-bill-clinton.html A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?””She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across”]]> unknown Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:47:50 -0500 What’S The Similarity Between Bill Clinton And A Carpenter? http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/whats-the-similarity-between-bill-clinton-and-a-carpenter.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/whats-the-similarity-between-bill-clinton-and-a-carpenter.html What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.]]> unknown Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:35:50 -0500 Mysterious Picture http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/mysterious-picture.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/mysterious-picture.html

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

”Is that your husband?” he inquired nervously.

”No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.

”Your boyfriend then?” he asked.

”No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.

”Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, she answered, ”That’s me before the surgery.”

]]> unknown Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:35:50 -0500 Adult Quiz… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/adult-quiz.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/31/adult-quiz.html Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
]]> unknown Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500 What Do You Call A Woman Who Can Suck Golf Balls Through A Hose? http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/30/what-do-you-call-a-woman-who-can-suck-golf-balls-through-a-hose.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/30/what-do-you-call-a-woman-who-can-suck-golf-balls-through-a-hose.html What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.]]> unknown Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:47:50 -0500 What Is The Australian For Foreplay? http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/30/what-is-the-australian-for-foreplay.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/30/what-is-the-australian-for-foreplay.html What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?]]> unknown Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:35:50 -0500 There Was A Young Girl Called Anna... http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/30/there-was-a-young-girl-called-anna.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/12/30/there-was-a-young-girl-called-anna.html There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she grabbed his big cock,And he now has a whole different manner!Sent by Louise]]> unknown Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:23:50 -0500