Published on Monday, November 5, 2007 by TipoTurbo tOP 10 McGreevey jokes.... 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender. 7 We know he didn?t like bush, but this is ridiculous. 6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed ?polling? so much. 5 What does McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen. 4 NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a ...

Published on Sunday, November 4, 2007 by unknown Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.?Hello??Hello, is this the FBI??Yes. What do you want??I?m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He ishiding marijuana inside his firewood.?Thank you very much for the call, sir.?The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux?s house. Theysearch the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they...

Published on Saturday, November 3, 2007 by unknown Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine?s Day. ?Since Valentine?s Day is for a Christian saint and we?re Jewish,? she asks, ?will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?? Melissa?s father thinks a bit, then says ?No, I don?t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine t...

Published on Friday, November 2, 2007 by unknown Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We?ve all been putting in long hours, but we?ve really come together as a group, and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says ?There is no I in team,? as well as the one that says ?Hang In There, Baby.? That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can?t forget to take care of the ca...

Published on Thursday, November 1, 2007 by TipoTurbo Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and...

Published on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 by unknown Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. ?Give me yourmoney?, he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, ?Hey, watch it - I?m a UnitedStates Congressman! ? ?In that case,? replied the mugger, ?give me MY money.? (more...)...

Published on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 by TipoTurbo One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy?s Social Studies homework, the chapterabout government. The boy turns to his father and asks,?Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government??The father replies without hesitating, ?Oh, about ten percent.? (more...)...

Published on Monday, October 29, 2007 by unknown the politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. ?Ma,? he shouted, ?the results are in. I won the election! ? ?Honestly?? The politician?s smiled faded. ?Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like thi...

Published on Sunday, October 28, 2007 by TipoTurbo WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service,? DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions of the United States government. This is untrue! ...

Published on Saturday, October 27, 2007 by unknown Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country?s new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness. Therefore, we want yo...

Published on Friday, October 26, 2007 by unknown What is George W. Bush?s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX (more...)...

Published on Thursday, October 25, 2007 by TipoTurbo1 While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush?s health care reform ideas. The old man said ?Well, ya know, old Bush is a post turtle?.So, not knowing what he meant the doctor asked him what a ?post turtle? was. And he said ?When your driving down a c...

Published on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 by TipoTurbo1 George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stonetablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,?Aren?t you Moses?? But the man wouldn?t listen to himand continued walking. George asked him again, ?Aren?tyou Moses?? The old man continued ignoring h...

Published on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 by TipoTurbo1 A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:?PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD?No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey?s implementation:1. In Western Europe no one knew what is ?lack?2. In Africa no one knew what is ?food?3. In Eastern Europe no one knew what is ?op...

Published on Monday, October 22, 2007 by TipoTurbo1 Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she?s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: ?How could you have let this happen?With all that?s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! Howcould you??!!! I can?t believe t...