tOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender. 7 We know he didn?t like bush, but this is ridiculous. 6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed ?polling? so much. 5 What does McGreevey and the Israeli navy have [...]

Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.?Hello??Hello, is this the FBI??Yes. What do you want??I?m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He ishiding marijuana inside his firewood.?Thank you very much for the call, sir.?The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux?s house. Theysearch the shed where the firewood is kept. Using [...]

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine?s Day. ?Since Valentine?s Day is for a Christian saint and we?re Jewish,? she asks, ?will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?? Melissa?s father thinks a bit, then says ?No, I don?t think [...]

Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We?ve all been putting in long hours, but we?ve really come together as a group, and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says ?There is no I in team,? as well as the one that says ?Hang In There, Baby.? That cat is hilarious. [...]

Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his coworkers are [...]

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. ?Give me yourmoney?, he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, ?Hey, watch it – I?m a UnitedStates Congressman! ? ?In that case,? replied the mugger, ?give me MY money.?

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy?s Social Studies homework, the chapterabout government. The boy turns to his father and asks,?Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government??The father replies without hesitating, ?Oh, about ten percent.?

the politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. ?Ma,? he shouted, ?the results are in. I won the election! ? ?Honestly?? The politician?s smiled faded. ?Aw [...]

WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service,? DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential [...]

Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country?s new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a [...]

What is George W. Bush?s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush?s health care reform ideas. The old man said ?Well, ya know, old Bush is a post turtle?.So, not knowing what he meant [...]

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stonetablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,?Aren?t you Moses?? But the man wouldn?t listen to himand continued walking. George asked him again, ?Aren?tyou [...]

A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:?PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD?No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey?s implementation:1. In Western Europe no one knew what is ?lack?2. In Africa no one knew what is ?food?3. In [...]

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she?s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: ?How could you have let this happen?With all that?s going on right now, you [...]