Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate Students Scene: It’s a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outsidehis burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. Fox: ”What are you working on?” Rabbit: ”My thesis.” Fox: ”Hmmm. What’s it about?” Rabbit: ”Oh, I’m writing about [...]

This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand and told the teacher he had to use the bathroom really bad. She said ok well let me hear your ABC’s first so he started saying them ”A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z" and the teacher said [...]

The CIA once sent a mole, posing as a Russian student, to one of Moscow’s technical universities. Two months later he was uncovered. "Well," the spy explained to his superiors at the American embassy, "I couldn’t drink that much. Firstly, it was almost physically impossible, and secondly, even if I could, it would have been [...]

A student is floundering during an exam. "Your mind is like a desert, sir," the professor tells him in frustration. Every desert has an oasis, professor," the student replies. "But not every camel is able to find it."

It was the final exam for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would [...]

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first [...]

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. “This,” he explained, “is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste.” After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class [...]

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. [...]

What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, ?Oh, no, I wanted it the other way.? She replied, ?What other [...]

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little [...]

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask ?Why do we have to learn thisstuff??To save lives.? the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. ?So how does physicssave lives?? he persisted.?It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical [...]

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:?The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.?He continued, ?Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time [...]

Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause enoughblood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.