Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he?d like to eat. “I?ll have some fuckin? French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I [...]
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, ”Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother’s [...]
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full ”Kiss” makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, ”Thou sucketh!” 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by ”Jeb Daddy.” 5. Defiantly says, ”If [...]
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I [...]
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!
Corrie:
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john:
I have had the pleasure of visting this parade a few times besides the boobs and good look...
joe:
u cant spell colombian... so sad...
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