Published on Wednesday, January 9, 2008 by anecdotoff Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he?d like to eat. "I?ll have some fuckin? French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin? French toast for me," he says. She is liv...

Published on Thursday, October 11, 2007 by SimpsonHomie I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, ”Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother’s house and tell her that this is the last check she’s ever going to g...

Published on Thursday, September 27, 2007 by SimpsonHomie 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full ”Kiss” makeup.7. When you criticize him, he yells, ”Thou sucketh!”6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by ”Jeb Daddy.”5. Defiantly says, ”If I had a radio, I’d listen to disco!...

Published on Tuesday, September 4, 2007 by TipoTurbo Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants."Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ Fre...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean What is life like for a wood worm?Boring! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal! (more...)...

Published on Sunday, May 13, 2007 by MrBean What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale! (more...)...