If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Marisa

What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

What do Viagra And Disneyland have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, ?Is God male or female??After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, ?Well, honey, God isboth male and female.?This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, ?Is God black or white??Well, God is both black and white.?This further confuses him so he asks, ?Is God gay or [...]

Q: What?s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert

the McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife?s bedroom. ?Kid?s……there?s good news and bad news.? ?The bad news is your mother?s strength and will tolive has been sucked away by her awful disease and shedied a few moments ago? ?The good news is…. It?s steak [...]

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: ?What does the cow say??Child: ?Moooo! ?Mother: ?Great! What does the cat say??Child: ?Meow.?Mother: ?Oh, you?re so smart! What does the frog say?? And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, ?Bud.?

Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson?sdreams every night??A: Hansons.

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, ?I?m doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.?

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, ?How long before wecan have sex??The doctor says, ?At least wait until he?s walking.?

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse? A: There is a great musician in you.

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, ?Sorry, sir, but you?re only allowed one seat.? The man groaned but didn?t budge. The usher became impatient. ?Sir, if you don?t get up from there I?m going to have [...]

the math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn?t paying attention in class.She called on him and said, ?Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44??Little Johnny quickly replied, ?NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network! ?

Heard about Salman Rushdie?s sequels to ?Satanic Verses?? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder?s new car? Neither has he.