Seven kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex . This is when you have been with your partner for [...]

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the [...]

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. ?I?m 90 years old,? he says.?90! ? replies the woman. ?Don?t you realize you?ve had it??Oh, sorry,? says the old man, ?how much do [...]

A question for Bill Clinton:?What was Miss Lewinsky?s most memorable feature??She has the whitest teeth I?ve ever come across?

What?s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry. ”Is that your husband?” he inquired nervously. ”No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him. ”Your boyfriend then?” [...]

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out. Q: What’s the speed limit of sex? A: 68; [...]

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.

What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she grabbed his big cock,And he now has a whole different manner!Sent by Louise

Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette

Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!

What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

Confucious say: ?Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand.?