01 worldwide jokes » PuffDaddy http://www.anecdotoff.com funny jokes, funny pictures, funny video from all over the world Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:45:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 I Married Miss Right… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/20/i-married-miss-right.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/20/i-married-miss-right.html#comments Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2221 I married Miss Right.I just didn?t know her first name was Always.

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/20/i-married-miss-right.html/feed 0 So This Guy Was Out On His Front Lawn Flying A Kite… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/19/so-this-guy-was-out-on-his-front-lawn-flying-a-kite.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/19/so-this-guy-was-out-on-his-front-lawn-flying-a-kite.html#comments Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2220 So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you?d describe asstable, so his wife sticks her head out the door andsays, ?Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail.? Ralph replies ?Make up your goddamn mind, last nightyou told me to go fly a kite! ?

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/19/so-this-guy-was-out-on-his-front-lawn-flying-a-kite.html/feed 0 A Man Had A Flat Tire On A Very Cold Winter Day… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/16/a-man-had-a-flat-tire-on-a-very-cold-winter-day.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/16/a-man-had-a-flat-tire-on-a-very-cold-winter-day.html#comments Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2217 A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he?d have it fixed in no time. However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He askedhis girl if he could put his hands between her knees to warm them. She said that would be allright. After getting his hands warm hewent back to fixing the tire but it was so cold he could notcontinue so he again asked his girl if he could warm his hands.She again said it would be allright. When his hands were warm hewent back to fixing the tire once more. But before he been outthere five minutes or so he again asked her if he could warm hishands.His girl asked ?Honey don?t your ears ever get cold??

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/16/a-man-had-a-flat-tire-on-a-very-cold-winter-day.html/feed 0 A Wife, Arriving Home From A Shopping Trip, Was Horrified To… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/15/a-wife-arriving-home-from-a-shopping-trip-was-horrified-to.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/15/a-wife-arriving-home-from-a-shopping-trip-was-horrified-to.html#comments Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2216 A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was aboutto storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired andbedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roastbeef you had forgotten in refrigerator. She had only some worn sandalson her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discardedbecause they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her asweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because thecolor did not suit you. Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pairof yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now. Then whenshe was about to leave the house she paused and asked, ?Is thereanything else your wife doesn?t use any more??

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/15/a-wife-arriving-home-from-a-shopping-trip-was-horrified-to.html/feed 0 John Receives A Phone Call… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/12/john-receives-a-phone-call.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/12/john-receives-a-phone-call.html#comments Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2213 John receives a phone call. ?Hello,? he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, ?This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago.?John: ?Hmm… Susan? about 3 months ago??Susan: ?Yes, it was at Bill?s house. After the party you tookme home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. Youtold me I was a good sport.?John: ?Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you??Susan: ?I?m pregnant and I?m going to kill myself.?John: ?Say, you ARE a good sport.?

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/12/john-receives-a-phone-call.html/feed 0 Husband: I Do Not Know Why You Wear A Bra… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/11/husband-i-do-not-know-why-you-wear-a-bra.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/11/husband-i-do-not-know-why-you-wear-a-bra.html#comments Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2212 Husband: I don?t know why you wear a bra, you?ve got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don?t you?

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/11/husband-i-do-not-know-why-you-wear-a-bra.html/feed 0 Two Buddies Were Sharing Drinks While Discussing Their Wives… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/08/two-buddies-were-sharing-drinks-while-discussing-their-wives.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/08/two-buddies-were-sharing-drinks-while-discussing-their-wives.html#comments Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2209 two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. ?Does your wife ever … well, you know … does she … well, let you do it doggie style?? asked one of the two. ?Well, not exactly,? his friend replied, ?She?s into the dog trick aspect of it.? ?Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?? ?Well… not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead.?

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/08/two-buddies-were-sharing-drinks-while-discussing-their-wives.html/feed 0 Suffering http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/07/suffering.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/07/suffering.html#comments Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2208 A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, ?My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.?The counselor turns to her husband and inquires ?Is that true?? The husband replies ?Well not exactly, she?s the one that suffers, not me.?

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/07/suffering.html/feed 0 A Woman Accompanied Her Husband To The Doctors Office… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/04/a-woman-accompanied-her-husband-to-the-doctors-office.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/04/a-woman-accompanied-her-husband-to-the-doctors-office.html#comments Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2205 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor?s office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, ?If you don?t do the following, your husband willsurely die?. 1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. 3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don?t burden him with household chores. 4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctorhad told her.?You?re going to die,? she replied.

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]]> http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/04/a-woman-accompanied-her-husband-to-the-doctors-office.html/feed 0 I Got Home From Work Last Night… http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/03/i-got-home-from-work-last-night.html http://www.anecdotoff.com/2007/10/03/i-got-home-from-work-last-night.html#comments Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +0000 PuffDaddy http://127.0.0.1/wp/wordpress/?p=2204 I got home from work last night and said to my wife, ?You are a one?She said ?What do you mean, I am a one??I said, ?If Bo Derek?s a ten, you?re a one?.

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