Articles By: Ofiget
How Army Policy Began
This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes [...]
A Young Naval Student
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. ?What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?? ?Throw out an anchor, sir,? the student replied. ?What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?? ?Throw out another anchor, sir.? ?And if another terrific [...]
Finish Overseas Tour
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and soon the port was far [...]
Soldier Stands Guard
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, ?Halt, who goes there?? The chauffeur, a corporal, says, ?General [...]

