Chapayev, Petka and Anka, in hiding from the Whites, are crawling across a field, first Anka, then Petka and Chapayev last. Petka says to Anka, “Your mother must have been a dancer – your legs are so fine!” Chapayev responds, “And your father, Petka, must have been a plowman: you are leaving such a deep [...]

- What feet you have, Vasily Ivanovich. They’re even more dirty than mine. – That’s because I’m much older then you, Petka.

- Vasily Ivanovich! shouts Petka. Our squadron received American condoms by lend-lease. – No need for that, replys Chapayev. For 20 years I’ve been using a 3″ shell, and it’s still good for another 30 years.

What?s the first problem the MJ?s child will have in life? Figuring out which parent is his mother.

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.?s.

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig?s ass popping out. The first man says, ?I wish that was Demi Moore?s Ass? The second man says, ?I wish that was Pamela Anderson?s Ass.? Then the third man says, ?I wish [...]