Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia——————————————————————————–BritainBOAC = Better on a camel ——————————————————————————–BelgiumSABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again——————————————————————————–PakistanPIA = Please, Inform Allah——————————————————————————–YugoslaviaJAT = Joke About Time——————————————————————————–Pacific Western AirlinesPWA = Pray While AloftPWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines——————————————————————————–Trans World [...]

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