Old Farmer Johnson Was Dying…

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife,?Maude, when I?m dead and gone… I want you to marry farmer Jones.?Oh no, I couldn?t marry anyone after you! ? Maude replies.?But I want you to, Maude.?But why?? Maude asks.?Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade! ?