An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. ?I?m 90 years old,? he says.?90! ? replies the woman. ?Don?t you realize you?ve had it??Oh, sorry,? says the old man, ?how much do [...]

A question for Bill Clinton:?What was Miss Lewinsky?s most memorable feature??She has the whitest teeth I?ve ever come across?

What?s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry. ”Is that your husband?” he inquired nervously. ”No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him. ”Your boyfriend then?” [...]

A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said?Your wife?s mind has completely gone! ?To which the man replied ?I?m not surprised.She?s been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years! ?

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they?re in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry. She says, ?What?s the matter?? He says, ?Thirty years ago I couldn?t wait to eat it. Now it [...]

A lawyer?s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer?s office and asks, ?if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog?s owner?? The lawyer [...]

Yep! It’s possible when you have a lot of money 

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out. Q: What’s the speed limit of sex? A: 68; [...]