When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, ”Life isn’t worth living. I think I’m gonna top myself.””Don’t be stupid, Joe,” said the psychiatrist. ”My wife ran off and left me too, yet I’m happy.””How?” asked Joe.”Easy,” replied the quack. ”I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?””I clean out septic tanks.” Joe replied.

I was caring for a woman and asked, ”So how’s your breakfast this morning?” ”It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste” the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ”KY Jelly.”