When Joe?s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, ?Life isn?t worth living. I think I?m gonna top myself.?Don?t be stupid, Joe,? said the psychiatrist. ?My wife ran off and [...]

I was caring for a woman and asked, ?So how?s your breakfast this morning?? ?It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get used to the taste? the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ?KY Jelly.?

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what?s in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men come home, check to see what?s in the bed, and go the fridge.

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ?How long have you been bedridden?? After a look of complete confusion she answered… ?Why, not for about twenty years – when my husband was alive.?