I Went Out With My Girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,?Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars??Because I?m a prostitute.?
Archive for September, 2007
A Short History Of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.1940 A.D. – That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.1985 A.D. – That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.2000 [...]
Why Did Clinton Follow The Chicken Across The Road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn?t get his dick out of its ass.Sent by BL.STEVENS
A Middle Aged Man And Woman Fall In Love, And Decide To Get Married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they settle into the bridal suite and the bride says to her newgroom, ?Please be gentle… I am still a virgin.? The startled groom says ?How canthat be? You?ve been married twice…?The bride responds… ?Well you see it [...]
If Two Lawyers Were Drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood And Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He?s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
Brenda, Pregnant With Her First Child, Was Paying A Visit To…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician?s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, ?Myhusband wants me to ask you…?I know, I know.? the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on hershoulder, ?I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late Inthe pregnancy.?No, that?s not [...]
The Dog And The Butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensedat the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, ?Hey,if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you [...]
What Has Four Legs And Smells Like Fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton?s desk.
