Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, ?You know, I was a fool when I married you.? The wife simply sighed and replied, ?Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn?t really notice.?

the eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn?t get some loving real soon. He had his chauffeured limousine take him to a high-priced specialist who studied him and then gave him a shot [...]

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer?s field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.A few days [...]

I have no ideas where you can find this statue… 

A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Maryland State Trooper was right behind him. A mile later nothing changed, except now he?s driving at 65 mph, the [...]

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can?t afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, ?Isn?t that Bush and Powell sitting over there??The barman says, ?Yep, that?s them.?So the guy walks over and says, ?Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here??Bush says, ?We?re planning WW III ?.And [...]

Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafter careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his sweetheart?s sister, he went to a departmentstore and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pairof panties for herself. During the wrapping, the [...]

A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, ?Over my dead body ! ? He downed his drink and replied, ?Well, I see you haven?t changed one little bit.?

Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.