The Blonde Thanksgiving Dinner

|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.?Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey! ? said the daughter.?Did it not taste good?? her mother asked.?I don?t know,? the blonde said. ?It wouldn?t sit still! ?