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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, ?Madam, I believe you?ve got a hold of my privates.? The woman replies, ?Yes. Now, we?re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren?t we.?

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 2-) When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other. 3-) Your lawyer picks the jury by playing ?duck-duck-goose.? 4-) Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie. A [...]

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.

As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer?s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, ?Well Private, your duties here will be pretty much the same as your last [...]

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: ?Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.?The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he [...]

Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they did not remember every single detail of an automobile accident. While the lawyer knew that no witness [...]

At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you callit a patriot, because you never know if it [...]

A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: ?Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She?s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it?s not a big deal but it feels good.?The next day when [...]

One day a wife complained, ?This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.?The husband grunted and replied, ?The darn clock always was slow.?

What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, ?What was the problem?? ?The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,? explained the Flight Attendant, ?and it took us a [...]