Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by unknown Redneck Lown Mover (more...)...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by JohnDoe God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested (more...)...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by sssaulyteee On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: ?Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back??To which the farmer replied: ?Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!? (more...)...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by mlv Two lawyers were walking along the sidealk when one said to the other "Let's be honest with each other." The other lawyer said "You first." That was the end of that conversation. (more...)...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by TipoTurbo1 When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffalo- Plenty beaver- Medicine man free- Women did all the work- Men hunted and fished all the time The white man was dumb enough to think he could improve on that system! (more...)...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by unknown Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. ?I certainly don?t want to frighten you into a decision,?he announced, standing up to leave ... ?Please sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in themorning, let me know what you think.? (more...)...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by unknown Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon. She looked at me with a big smile and said, ”Oh no! Not right away. I want him to practice for at least six months first.” (more...)...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by Ofiget Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic,the captain bellowed to his First Mate, ?Bring me my red shirt! ?The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain?s red shirt, which thecaptain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.Although some casualties ...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by Ofiget A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors were struggling helplessly in the water.The admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the general, using an oar.Catching his breath, he puffed: ?Please don?t say a word about th...

Published on Saturday, June 30, 2007 by unknown |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!What?s an ig?An eskimo?s home without a loo!What do snowmen eat for lunch?Icebergers!Where do snowmen go to dance?Snowballs!How do snowmen travel around ?By iceicle ! What sort of ball doesn?t bounce ?A snowball ! How do you know when ...

Published on Friday, June 29, 2007 by unknown Hot Girl And Big Money (more...)...

Published on Friday, June 29, 2007 by JohnDoe What should you say if he asks you ?Am I your first???You might be - you look familiar? (more...)...

Published on Friday, June 29, 2007 by Gabriele A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... ?Pull over!?No,? she shouts back, ?a pair of socks!? (more...)...

Published on Friday, June 29, 2007 by Savukas Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! (more...)...

Published on Friday, June 29, 2007 by TipoTurbo1 Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime. (more...)...