Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by monkie Seminars for Men COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework COURSE 003 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut COURSE 004 How To Fill An Ice Tray COURSE 005 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas COURSE 006 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly - Don?t Wash My Silks) COURSE 007 Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Home At...

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by TipoTurbo On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the bikinis, he?s staring at the beach balls. (more...)...

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by unknown ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.OCCURRENCE:Copious quantities in all urban areas.Physical Properties:1. Surface normally covered with a painted film.2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.3. Melts if given special treatment.4. Bitter if incorrectly used.5. Found in various st...

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by unknown Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.?Billy,? said his dad, ?doing that will make you go blind?Dad,? he replied, ?I?m over here! ? (more...)...

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by assholle 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don?t want to dress like Victoria?s Secret, girls, don?t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad orangry, we meant the other way.4. It is i...

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by assholle What food best describes a man? Jerky (more...)...

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by assholle Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned! (more...)...

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by FunnyWarLord PCMCIA People Can?t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI System Can?t See ItDOS Defunct Operating SystemBASIC Bill?s Attempt to Seize Industry ControlIBM I Blame MicrosoftDEC Do Expect CutsCD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in MonthsOS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.WWW World Wide WaitMACINTOSH Mos...

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007 by TipoTurbo A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a ?Keyboard Error? message.She then asks ?Why did it give me a keyboard error?There isn?t even a keyboard attached? (more...)...

Published on Friday, March 30, 2007 by monkie Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, ?My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.?Another guy says, ?What?s that??The first guy says, ?That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.?Another one says, ?My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.A girl asks, ?What?s that??He says, ?That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.?A lady says, ?That?s nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a ...

Published on Friday, March 30, 2007 by unknown why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don?t have eyes (more...)...

Published on Friday, March 30, 2007 by TipoTurbo Why don?t women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips. (more...)...

Published on Friday, March 30, 2007 by unknown Q: What?s the ultimate rejection?A: When you?re masturbating and your hand falls asleep. (more...)...

Published on Friday, March 30, 2007 by assholle A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: - Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway. I know, -  he replied, - I thought I saw her move! (more...)...

Published on Friday, March 30, 2007 by Bart How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. (more...)...