Published on Monday, November 20, 2006 by fllakiboy
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. ?There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us,? he announced....