I Have Good News And Bad News

Patient: I?m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You?ve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I?ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.Patient: That?s terrible! What?s the good news?Doctor: There?s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.