A man went to the doctor for a check up. ?How do you feel?? asked the doctor. ?Fine.? he replied. After a few more general health questions the doctor asked, ?How many times do you have sex per month?? ?About two orthree.? the man replied. ?You should be doing better than that.? the doctor offered. [...]

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok. Dr: Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.Woman: Ok. Dr.: Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of [...]

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it?s time to go back to childhood, he?s already there.

the young lady entered the doctor?s office carrying an infant. ?Doctor,? she explained, ?the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week.? The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl?s breasts. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on [...]

A young lady walks into a doctors office. ?Doctor I?m suffering from a terrible discharge? The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and says ?how does that feel?? Young lady, ?Oooh doctor that feels lovely….. …but the discharge is from my ear!! ?

A man goes into the doctor?s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says ?I have some bad news. You have HAGS.? ?What is HAGS? the man asks. ?It?s herpes, AIDS,gonorrhea, and syphilis? says the doctor. ?Oh my God? says the man. ?What are you going [...]

Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the bank. The first blonde says to the second [...]

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: ?Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.? So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: ?That will be $36.50 please.? The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.The next night [...]

How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!

How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!

three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, ?I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn?t hear. The second nurse said, ?Well, I did worse [...]

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting ?28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!?Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks ?What took you 28 days, why are you [...]

The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking [...]

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink–he could not be served [...]