A New Russian Boards A Trolleybus

A New Russian boards a trolleybus and comes up to the driver. – Three thousand bucks, cash on the nail, if you take me straight to Zelenograd now. – But I can’t, – the driver protests, – there are no trolley wires up to Zelenograd, the trolleybus line ends right after the bridge! – What’s the big deal, – the New Russian says, – you mount the bridge at 100 km/h, and you descend at 160 km/h, thanks to gravity acceleration, and you’ll be able to make it to Zelenograd by inertia, without electricity. Worth $3000, anyway. The driver agrees. He announces, that the trolleybus is not going any further, drops all his passengers off, and drives the NR to Zelenograd, exactly as he was instructed. At the end of the road he’s paid his $3000, and the New Russian is about to descend, when the driver suddenly looks around, and notices that Zelenograd landscape looks quite strange. Land is scorched, trees are rooted, houses lay in ruins… – Is there some kind of war going on in Zelenograd?! – the driver wonders. – Naah, – the New Russian replies, – it’s just that I took a subway to get here yesterday…